Friday 21 December 2012

Thursday 13 December 2012

Facebook - a place to share your dark thoughts

Facebook, when it's good it's really, really good but when it's bad it's better. Who else you gonna get to share your dark, melancholy worldview with? Apart from The Samaritans who probably just think that you're an annoying, wimpy loser?

Facebook status is the app that aggregates and classifies all of the better Facebook statuses so you don't have to waste your time trawling through all that endless bilge, drivel and feel-good crap that some people feel a necessity to put up there. For that is what social networking is all about - a free platform to get your dig in at the world, even if people still choose to ignore you as they did before.

In future, be ready with your insults. Have a store of pointed, barbed remarks at your disposal for the next time you find yourself in the company of an idiot - or someone you want to impress with your awesome/pretentious coolness.

Anyone planning to build a badass database of Facebook statuses could do worse than by starting with this lot:
Is trying so hard to find their happy place!! But the evil thoughts and voices are distracting me :’(
They say travel broadens the mind, but first you must have the mind.
Although I see through you, still I wanna believe I am mistaken.
What is an optimism: I will meet a nice guy, have a big family, move into a mansion by the sea… nothing, but some fantasies of a realist:)))
I am not going to mess with someone who never does anything but always says “it’s ok”…
Don’t envy the rich. They will buy up tickets for the Titanic first of all.
People say I’m crazy…I hate those people…I am not crazy, I am insane!There’s a difference!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM!?
u know it’s because of people like u, that people like me have to take medication
If you can raed tihs tehn you hvae a srtgnae mnid, Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe
Laziness is a rust for both the mind and body
I look at leisure as a kind of suicide
Other’s happiness always seems exaggerated to us
Happiness is the greatest development of our capabilities
Distrust is the cause of most of our failures
Happy is the life that begins with love and ends with passion!
I value my friends but my enemies are useful because they improve me
The happier the time, the shorter it is

Till next time!

PS: Don't forget to look up our Facebook page, where we'll be dishing the darkside - if you dare to enter.

While this post has been sponsored, the views expressed represent those of the author and the publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor - who is probably a big scaredy cat and not dark and broody enough to hang out with us. 

Monday 10 December 2012

Bad Moon Rising

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Don't go around tonight, 
 Well, it's bound to take your life, 
 There's a bad moon on the rise. 

- Bad Moon Rising, Creedence Clearwater Revival

Friday 7 December 2012

Monday 5 November 2012

Eyes Without a Face (No wait, reverse that)

And here it is again in musical form:

Eyes Without a Face (French: Les yeux sans visage) was originally a 1960 French-language horror film adaptation of Jean Redon's novel, directed by Georges Franju, and starring Pierre Brasseur and Alida Valli. (source: Wikipedia)

Saturday 3 November 2012

Tales from the Darkside: Erectile Dysfunction

Performance anxiety arising from erectile dysfunction impacts negatively on the male psyche, often leading to depression and social withdrawal. While the problem was once believed to be purely psychological, it is now considered that the causes might actually rooted in biology, or in the use of anti-depressants such as nicotine.

These conclusions have lead to new treatments being offered, in the form of performance enhancing drugs. Cialis (aka Tadalafil) is one of the more commonly known drug generally available only on prescription. Generic forms of cialis (or cialis generico as it is known in some quarters) is available to buy online. Persons considering the use of such drugs in the treatment of real or perceived instances of erectile dysfunction would be best advised to consult with a medical practitioner beforehand.

While this post has been sponsored, the views expressed represent those of the author and publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor.

Wednesday 8 August 2012

Turkeys Voting for Christmas?

Of Body and Mind

It takes a healthy mind to probe the dark side of the human psyche without being overwhelmed by it. Most people would accept that a healthy body is key to a healthy mind. Diet is an important factor in this.

Weight problems can be the result of various individual circumstances, not all of which are immediately associated with diet. Such circumstances might include stress, lack of sleep, lack of exercise regimen, age-induced biochemical reactions in the body. What is generally accepted however is that weight loss can only be achieved through proper diet as part of a healthy lifestyle. What role might vitamins supplements play in all of this?

Our bodies require a certain daily quotient of vitamins and minerals to function properly. We can only obtain these nutrients from the foods which we consume (or from vitamins supplements). Our bodies cannot produce these compounds on their own. They need to be sourced from somewhere.

When undergoing a slimming programme, there is always the danger that we are cutting off an important supply to the body of these key nutrients. Use of vitamins supplements are aimed at ensuring that adequate amounts of nutrients are obtained, on a daily basis, in situations where this cannot be obtained through normal, varied diet.

While this post has been sponsored the views expressed represent those of the author and publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor

Friday 20 April 2012

Barbie - she's not as sweet as you think

Yeah, it's Barbie. She's back and this time it's personal. No more little nice girl. Things are going to be a lot different around here. Remember when Britney shaved her hair? You ain't seen nothing yet!

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Tuesday 14 February 2012

Happy Valentine's Day

If chocolates, flowers and all the usual stuff doesn't work, there's always Plan B.


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