Thursday, 13 December 2012

Facebook - a place to share your dark thoughts


Facebook, when it's good it's really, really good but when it's bad it's better. Who else you gonna get to share your dark, melancholy worldview with? Apart from The Samaritans who probably just think that you're an annoying, wimpy loser?

Facebook status is the app that aggregates and classifies all of the better Facebook statuses so you don't have to waste your time trawling through all that endless bilge, drivel and feel-good crap that some people feel a necessity to put up there. For that is what social networking is all about - a free platform to get your dig in at the world, even if people still choose to ignore you as they did before.

In future, be ready with your insults. Have a store of pointed, barbed remarks at your disposal for the next time you find yourself in the company of an idiot - or someone you want to impress with your awesome/pretentious coolness.

Anyone planning to build a badass database of Facebook statuses could do worse than by starting with this lot:
Is trying so hard to find their happy place!! But the evil thoughts and voices are distracting me :’(
They say travel broadens the mind, but first you must have the mind.
Although I see through you, still I wanna believe I am mistaken.
What is an optimism: I will meet a nice guy, have a big family, move into a mansion by the sea… nothing, but some fantasies of a realist:)))
I am not going to mess with someone who never does anything but always says “it’s ok”…
Don’t envy the rich. They will buy up tickets for the Titanic first of all.
People say I’m crazy…I hate those people…I am not crazy, I am insane!There’s a difference!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL THEM!?
u know it’s because of people like u, that people like me have to take medication
If you can raed tihs tehn you hvae a srtgnae mnid, Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe
Laziness is a rust for both the mind and body
I look at leisure as a kind of suicide
Other’s happiness always seems exaggerated to us
Happiness is the greatest development of our capabilities
Distrust is the cause of most of our failures
Happy is the life that begins with love and ends with passion!
I value my friends but my enemies are useful because they improve me
The happier the time, the shorter it is

Till next time!

PS: Don't forget to look up our Facebook page, where we'll be dishing the darkside - if you dare to enter.


While this post has been sponsored, the views expressed represent those of the author and the publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor - who is probably a big scaredy cat and not dark and broody enough to hang out with us. 

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